1218 - Pitch my wedge, dangle my fandango, shoot my hoop. $400K Gtd Omaha/HE tourney starts in 7 hours 10 minutes.
I have the following satellites to try and own:
1333 - $5.50R sat
$4.40R sit & go 80 players max (currently 8....)
1225 - Right, bit of cheap action. $1.10 $1k Gtd. 1863 runners, registration open until 1300.
1226 - And i'm out. Super. 1010 v 44 v QQ. At least I wasn't the shitwizard with 44.
1235 - Omaha, PL, SnG, BBQ, ABC, ITV.... 6 people. 1 winner. Wont be me.
1254 - I've said it before, i'll say it again. Poker is shit.
1321 - $2.20 Quintuple shootout. That sounds like a barrel of larfs, no? Fuck it, still 10 minutes until I get knocked out of the satellite, so why the hell not.
1331 - I've made an enemy! Yay! He's furious too. I wouldn't like to be his keyboard at the moment. I wouldn't like to be anyone's keyboard to be fair, it's not a great life. Prodded repeatedly and used to rest the ball of tissue / donnay sock / spunk catcher of choice, pre and post self-coitus.
1347 - Still in the satellite, i've even doubled up. How super!!
1401 - The Quin becomes a Quad. Just despatched the first 3 chumps, now on to chump chump and chumper. Only 4 of the 256 tables still playing, I was multi slow.
1444 - Out of the Quintuple. Still in the Sat. Not re-bought. 31 left, 8.9k chips. Oddly i'm 28th. I thought I was doing well until I saw that...
1533 - Came 13th. 9 paid. Meh. Fuck it.
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